Friday, February 08, 2008

Couple Brought Together Through Mutual Desperation | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

After years of unrelenting disappointment and failure on the dating scene, eligible singles Karen Ridenour and Paul Klein forged an instant, clinging bond last month through a mutual desperation born mainly out of an intense fear of being unloved for the rest of their lives.
Couple Brought Together Through Mutual Desperation | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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yogijp said...

Christian Couple Staying Together For Sake Of God

Despite intense unhappiness and an ever-widening emotional rift between them, devout Christian couple Linda and Benjamin Dollinger told reporters Monday that they have decided to stay married for the sake of their only true lord, God. "We're afraid that if we get a divorce, He'll never forgive us," said Benjamin, 37, who admitted that he and Linda had recently started arguing in their car with the radio on so that God wouldn't hear them. "We try not to let on how bad things actually are, but I think that, at least on some level, He knows something is wrong." Linda said that she and Benjamin plan to stay committed to their loveless marriage "just until [they] die.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/christian_couple_staying